August 1, 2010

9 deadly words used by a woman.

I found this article and want to share it, I think this is fun! LOL. here are 9 deadly words used by a woman.

1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
** agree! sometimes I used that word. ;p **
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
** I don't think so, cause I am the on-time-person and do not want others wait for me.. :) **
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
** yeahh.. I admit it. ;p **
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
** hmmm..no comment. ahaha **
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
** I've no idea about this. I just think when I do that, it means I tired. **
6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
** hahahaha.. the cruel side of angry woman. like this. **
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
** ew? nono. not like that. every thanks are sincere and honest. **
8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!
** totally agree! **
9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3
** haha. yeah sometimes. **

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